LEARN

YOGA

OR

FUCK

OFF

"Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness." Edward Stanley

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WHAT THE FUCK IS "Punk rock" yoga?

First, this ain't about doing yoga to punk rock music. That would be stupid. This is about the spirit of punk rock. Anti-establishment, anti-corporate, defiant, self-reliant and non-conforming, because life is the ultimate DIY project. This is yoga stripped of pretension and spiritual masturbation to deliver what is essential with precision and efficiency. This is yoga raw and undiluted, authentic in its purpose to heal, strengthen and stabilize the body and mind.  

 

We love yoga, but the yoga industry can go suck it.

 

We have no interest in the yoga industry or offering the yoga "lifestyle." Modern postural yoga has become a parody of itself, churning out 200 hour gurus by the thousands year after year, regurgitating the same anecdotal claims decade after decade. We believe in offering solutions and knowledge based on science and experience. We ain't looking for tourist or ceiling surfers. This is yoga for anyone who understands that life improves, brightens and illuminates meaning in direct proportion to ones desire to jump on the mat with the passion and abandon of a rockstar jumping into the crowd.

 
 

Testimonials

Scott is probably one of the most genius yoga teachers to ever live. 

Scott Anderson

October 21st, 2020

"At least he knows what the fuck he is doing"

Kelli G.

January 10, 2021

"Whatever man. Can I have my five bucks now?"

Jeff S.

March 10, 2019

"Two thumbs up!"

Siskel & Ebert

September 14th, 1992

 
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Looking for us
on SOCIAL MEDIA?

Good fucking luck with that. We don't give a shit about followers so you won't find us on Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter. While we are proudly anti-social media, we are not anti-social. That's why in keeping with the punk rock ethos of "do it yourself," we created our own social network called

 

 

 

where students can connect with the Punk Rock Yoga 

community, find exclusive content, and learn useful shit without your personal data being sold off for scrap parts. FUCK those people.

 

Oh...

 ...and may all beings everywhere be happy and free.

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16112 E. 18th Place

Aurora, CO. 80011