Punch your thirst in the dick! That's right you freaky hot yoga weirdo! If you're gonna sweat that much then you better fight back dehydration with a jar of  Dharma Daddy's Punk Rock Yoga Hydration Libation! Our patented formula is guaranteed to refuel your body with electrolytes and sh*t! Hydration Libation has ZERO carbs, ZERO sugar and ZERO calories, but miraculously it's still tasty as f*ck!  It says so right on the label so it must be true! Order today and I'll include a little plastic measuring scoop. This scoop has a retail value of $49 dollars! Yours FREE if you order NOW!