What kind of @sshole puts themselves on a prayer candle?
 
(sigh) Okay, guilty.
 
But let's face it, I know you love me. But I still need you to worship me. This stupid candle can help you do that, or at the very least come in handy when the power goes out. Made of fragrant, clean burning soy wax, this 4 oz candle has a 24 burn life.